Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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