We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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