I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
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