How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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