everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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