She said her name was "party"
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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