Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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