Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
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