Who did Billy Mays play for?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Randomize
