I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
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I don't think brook has ever known best
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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