Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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