I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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