Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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