Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
God, you're like boner-b-gone
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
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