week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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