I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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