we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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