the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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