Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
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