I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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