I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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