she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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