I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Randomize
