Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
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