Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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