Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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