Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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