butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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