do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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