its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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