She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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