Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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