8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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