at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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