So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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