some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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