She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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