I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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