Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Randomize