.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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