your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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