you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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