just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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