We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
