She said her name was "party"
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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