You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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