I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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