At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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