How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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