around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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